new Kill It Dead Natural Anti-Funk Spray Packaging!! : part of the proceeds of each sale go to Kirk Rundstrom and family
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HERE NOW NEW Kill It Dead T-shirt!! : with $5.00 of each T- shirt sale going to Kirk Rundstrom and family For more information please visit:
Kirk Rundstrom

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COMING SOON: WIN FREE CHICKEN POOP CONTEST!!
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HERE NOW CHICKEN POOP GEAR
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with limited availability: Good Gravey lotion solid puck and Kill it Dead Natural Anti-Funk spray!!!
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LIMITED EDITION: CLEAR GLYCERIN SOAP WITH POOP TUBE SUSPENDED INSIDE
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Introducing Chicken Poop™ Outdoors. Available Now!

Ingredients: avocado oil (persea gratissima), beeswax, zinc oxide, sweet orange essential oil
Not tested on animals. A Simone Chickenbone™ Natural Put-On™

Simone Chickenbone Goes A-brandin'

With the growing popularity of her Chicken Poop™ Lip Junk and the expansion of her product line, Simone Chickenbone has decided it's high time to introduce her new logo and slogan:

Simone Chickenbone™ Natural Put-Ons™

And so, with a new look, tongue-in-cheek, and hand to the plow, Simone has provided even more all-natural goodness for you to put on.

Good Gravey™ Lotion Solid, is a molded moisturizing puck in a fancy tin. Good Gravey™ makes everything better!

Kill It Dead™– A Natural De-funkifier, is a vegan spray in a brown bottle, that will fight all kinds of odors so people think you take baths. The visage on the lable portrays good friend and hard-rockin' inspiration Kirk Rundstrom. A percentage of all Kill It Dead™ sales will go to support the family of Kirk Rundstrom, who recently lost his battle to cancer.

These products, plus lots of new Put-On™ accessories are available for purchase in Simone Chickenbone's online boutique.

In the near future Simone will be adding new products, revamping her website, and improving the online shopping experience. So keep a close eye on the site, and keep on telling your friends about Simone Chickenbone: she's not just Chicken Poop™ any more!

Check out your local Walgreens Store for Chicken Poop!

The Name....Chicken Poop comes from Jamie’s goofy grandpa replying to her complaint of having dry lips. He’d say, “I know how to fix those dry lips, I’ll rub some chicken poop on ‘em so you won’t be lickin’ ‘em.” Brilliant, don’t you think?

a brief history...How it all began..Jamie Tabor Schmidt began making Chicken Poop after her best friend Claudia took her to Sephora, a cosmetic store lined from floor to ceiling with all kinds of make up goodness. She decided then and there she would have a product line by the age of 25. Good gravey, a hair pomade,was the first product she came up with. Requests came flying in for a tube version. So, in 2000 Jamie developed Chicken Poop. She has seven other products in the making. The next to market will be Kill It Dead, a natural spray deodorant.

THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS NO POOP!!

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INGREDIENTS:
All natural 100% pure non-GMO soy, jojoba, sweet orange, lavender, bees wax.